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12:07am September 27, 2014

itistimetodisappear:

marquez-is-my-first-name:

koujakus-blog:

one time i was eating some chips and salsa with my mom and it was really spicy so i went “i feel like a dragon” because my mouth was fucking on fire and my mom just casually says “you only want to be a dragon so you can have that hiccup boy ride you”

it took her a few moments to realize her mistake

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She knows you well

12:06am September 27, 2014

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

12:05am September 27, 2014

korralogy:

Book 4 Premiers Oct. 3, 2014
12:04am September 27, 2014
12:03am September 27, 2014
  • Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
  • Asexual: I don't like sex.
  • Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.
12:02am September 27, 2014

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

12:33am September 20, 2014

spookycluko:

jasyzilla:

  • reading a fanfic
  • first line is OOC
  • image

I love this way too much

12:25am September 20, 2014

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

8:59pm September 18, 2014
8:35pm September 18, 2014
7:34pm September 18, 2014
suzuyajuuzou:

they’re like wings

suzuyajuuzou:

they’re like wings

7:16pm September 18, 2014